109. 11am. Top deck, on the left near the front.
Overheard behind me: a family tucking in to various funpacks of crisps – a boy, a girl and a mother.
Boy: [Licks salt off crisp, then eats naked crisp. Repeats for all crisps.]
Girl: Mum, why is he licking all the salt off first?
Mother: Maybe he just likes the salt darling.
Girl: But…? Why can’t he have the salt and the crisp, together?
Perhaps we have here a little person who prefers not to take the rough with the smooth.